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Agent Stone
Personal Assistant to the World's Greatest Mind

Baker, Montana, United States
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Mean Bean Cafe Mean Bean Cafe
Istituto del Caffe - Milan Istituto del Caffe - Milan

About

Genius coffee-brewer with a penchant for technology. Demonstrated history of reinvigorating businesses thanks to a no-nonsense attitude and strict adherence to policy.

I excel in stressful environments in which my bosses do not expect to explain themselves.

Fun fact: I can read lips, even in high-intensity combat situations or when obscured by a glorious mustache.

Experience

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Manager
Mean Bean Cafe
Feb 2022 - Present 7 months

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Barista
Karen's Coffee
Feb 2022 - Feb 20221 month

Education

[Istituto del Caffe - Milan Graphic]
Istituto del Caffe - Milan
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Licenses & Certifications

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Barista Guild Certification
Barista's Guild
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Certified Assistant
My Boss

Publications

A Guide to Tauernscheck Milk: How to Find the Right Goat for the Job (2017)
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The The World's Most Brilliant Mind: A Firsthand Look at Dr. Robotnik's Journey to Domination (WIP)
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Patents

Stoneacchino
US014792A13BZ

Courses

A History of Supervillains
HIST 414
Advanced Brewing
CFE 401
Advanced Gizmos and Gadgets
CS 309
Intro to Fashion & Design
FSH 101
World Milk Studies
DAI 212

Projects

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Honors & Awards

Bronze - Best Coffee Award (Green Hills)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2015)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2016)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2017)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2018)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2019)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2020)
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Runner up - Robotnik's Award for Excellence in Personal Assisting (2022)
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Test Scores

GRE
Score: 800 (170)
IQ
Score: 301
LSAT
Score: 150
MCAT
Score: 45 (528)

Languages

English
Native or bilingual proficiency
American Sign Language
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Binary
Native or bilingual proficiency
Japanese
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Korean
Native or bilingual proficiency
German
Native or bilingual proficiency
Italian
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French
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Organizations

Coffee Roaster's Guild
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Coffee Science Foundation
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Coffee Technicians Guild
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Guardian Units of Nations (G.U.N.)
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Specialty Coffee Association (SCA)
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